Get angry America
Hey America, a comment from the guy who wrote “It feels wierd to not wake up hung over” on moral superiority. Enjoy
Lets get angry, all of us. Lets get angry at that dude who didn’t wear the lapel pin and compare it to the lewinsky scandal, lets get angry at Ann Coulter’s racist comments. Why does Bill O Reilly have to be so loud? Why does Keith Olbermman have to be so annoying?
Remeber in kindergarden that kid who would beat the snot out of you? That’s the american president GRRR, go get’em. Remember that black guy who stole you’re girlfriend in highschool? Thats Obama, Grrr, go get him.
Jesus Christ America, How ‘bout demanding more from your media? I love how everyone on youtube love’s doing exposes on political pundits. Scarborough is left leaning! Look he doesn’t even ask hard questions when a Liberal is on! Oh wow, maybe thats because he’s catering to his market. Oh no! Bill O is gettin all republican and junk. No shit, Sherlock, he’s on fox news.
People apparehntly don’t want to hear news. They want to here there opinions reflected in the news. Which is fine, until some pokes there head on the other side of the Fence. America is the yuppie neighborhood, we all know that, and the two basic yuppie stereotypes are living next to each other. This is what happens
There is the Reps’ house with a hummer parked in the driveway, steaks on the plate, beige turtleneck for her, three piece suit for him, and akward missionary sex at night while they both fantasize about a doin it with a black dude. Pictures of Jesus in the hall, on time for mass on sundays. Dinner conversation goes something like this “….” silence. Classical music in the background, and the ocassional neighbor bashing. “Rivers Dem smelled terribly today.Probably….*mari-huana*…” and a nod of certainty and satisfaction odf moral superiority. Oh, the reps.
On the other side of the fence, there is the Dem’s , the dems live in a sustainable household, prius in the garage (which they rarely use because they bike to work), a house full of books and artifacts from foreign countries in which they didn’t try the local food because “it wasn’t vegan”. Weird sex goes on at night, the house fucking reeks of patchouli, and yoga or tai chi tomorrow at 5 am. Dinner conversation, between pretentious critiques of art, goes something like “…*sniff*…the fucking reps are eating steak again, and why does he have to rev up his hummer arghhh” Rainbow Dem says as Rivers serves her a slice of mousaka with vegan cheese. Rainbow Dem looks at her plate and nods in certainty of her moral superiority.
Yet no one invites the other for dinner. Why? Because neither want the fucking company. So, why would you watch fox news if you hate Hannity so much? Why would you watch MSNBC if you hate Olbermann so much? It’s sad to see that both share the same cultural chauvinism, yet hate each other. Yes, you should reach across the isle, both want the best for the states right? Which is to continue a rich culture in Cultural Imperialism, so why not work together?
Bill O Reilly and Keith Olbermann are entertainers, and you are not exposing them with your little you tube videos, they are intentionally biased and ignore facts to make their point stronger. If you don’t like Carlos Mencia (which I deplooore), then you don’t watch fucking Carlos Mencia do you? Or do you go “Hmm lets see what this despicable bastard is up to now….Hey thats not factually correct! ” No it’s not, he is entertaining.
The choir wants to be preached to without actually admitting it, this facilitated by the remote control. Liberals you have found your preacher, Conservatives, you have to. Now warm up that neck muscle, and prepare to nod in approval.
